What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...