Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...