The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...