Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...