Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
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Finish overseas tour
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
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When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Insult Collection #14
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