A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....