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No Pantyhose
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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
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The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
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Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
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Turned Into a Mom When…
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