Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...