A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...