What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...