Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...