The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
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Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Cat jokes 04
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