WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
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Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
New scientific element: WOMAN
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Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
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Preventive medicine belief
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A light meal!
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Chucky goes to the movies
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What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...