Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...