Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...