Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...