The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob