Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...