I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...