You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...