Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!