Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...