Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...