Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...