What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...