Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.