Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...