Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...