Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...