Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...