Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...