Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...