Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...