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Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Breeding Problem
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Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
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Photographer works
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A man takes the ferry home from work
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...