Your hair smells nice
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Aggies
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That’s One
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Comeback Lines!
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What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The black baby.
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Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Another Dog With No Legs
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