An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...