Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...