Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...