The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...