His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.