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Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
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Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
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wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
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Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
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