The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...