Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
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Santa vs. system admins
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Dealing with a juggler
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...