Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...