Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...