Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...