Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!