Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...