Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...