Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...