Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...